Barack The Vote

1 thing: If you don't have one of these shirts yet....then U HAVE TO GET ONE!!!
a few sites to purchase em::

http://www.ragamuffinclothing.com/
http://www.barackthevote.com/
http://www.democraticstuff.com/

OBAMA/BIDEN 08!!!!
YES WE CAN!!!!

p.s.
---just in case u missed it...peep the highlights of the Democratic National Convention:::

I See Your Pubes

Ummm...I don't know how to feel after looking at these pics... It's very clear that the ridiculously SEXY Tyson Beckford does NOT groom his pubes. And it kinda freaks me out to see this massive amount of hair all around his crotch...BUT, I'm also a little happy cus this will probably be the 1st & last I get to take a peep around his nakey private area.....see the conflicting of feelings here?!?!?
I dunno...BUT 1 thing is deff true: he needs to pay some kinda attention to his goods...because by the looks of things, he has a small child's full head of hair cover his WEnis...LOL!!
Also:: Y the HELL is homie running around NAKED at a cocktail party???...i'm hoping he didn't take the name COCKtail toooo seriously and attempt to "dress appropriately.0




images via:Bossip.com

It's Bout Damn Time.....

WHERE THE HELL HAS THIS CHILD BEEN HIDING AT???
UNO OF ALL: THIS POST HAS TO BE IN ALL CAPS...CUS ME & BRODY (she knows who she is) HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR 2 FUCKKIN YEARS TO SEE WHAT THIS CONCOCTION OF A CHILD LOOKS LIKE!!!

DOS OF ALL: I FEEL LIKE SOMEHOW, THIS BABY COULD BE A DECOY OF HALLE'S REAL BABY. BECAUSE TO ME SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HALLE AT ALL!!! LIKE NOT AT ALLLL!!!!....SHE LOOKS A LOT LIKE HALLE'S MOMMA (that's the older white lady next to her) AND A TAD BIT LIKE THAT BABY'S DADDY--MALE MODEL GABRIEL SOMETHING OR OTHER. ITS JUST WEIRD TO ME, THAT THAT LITTLE GIRL DON'T LOOK LIKE MS. BERRY. BUT THEN AGAIN....WHO AM I TO SAY???...OHH YEA..aleese:0.

TRES OF ALL: REGARDLESS OF WHO THE LITTLE GIRL LOOK LIKE...SHE'S IS TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!! LOOK AT HER LIL FEET!!! AND HER EYES.....SOOO PRETTY!! SHE'S GONNA GROW UP TO BE A TRU MANEATER, JUST LIKE SU MADRE!!!!!
AND LASTLY----I WONDER WHY HALLE & HER BF DIDN'T SELL THE PICS TO ANY TABLOID MAGS....OH WAIT---I KNO Y...it's because she has class & respect for her child & privacy!!!
dear halle,
u make me smile:)




p.s.
1 of my 5 roommates is sittin behind me slurping the shit out of cereal. And if she don't SHUT UP IMMA TURN AROUND and deck the hoe in the mouth!!!! slurpin & smackin is my BIGGEST pet peeve EVER!!!
SHUTTT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.p.s.
----just in case u forgot how gorg Halle & her BF Gabriel something or other are...her's una picture!!!

D.O.P.E kicks:: Dunk vs. Dunk

Clearly I'm on a SNEAKER KICK tonight:
Peep the newest addition to the Nike site called the Kicks Creator function that allows you to use a Nike Dunk High for the template of your own. Then you get the chance to show off your creativity & design skills in the gallery & battle other peoples designs. It's pretty much like Nike ID but on acid...I'm addicted already!!!

http://www.nike.com/nikeos/p/sportswear/en_US/kicks_creator?country=US&lang_locale=en_US&blog=en_US



images via: sneakerfreaker.com

D.O.P.E kicks:: The Goldie Han

Peep these kicks that seem made for a queen...or king--i haven't figure out if they were made for the laides or los chicos...either way--they are FIYAHHH!! && I really want some:0
Created by the Los Angeles based jewelery king Han Cholo, he teamed up wit Puma in order to create these dope ass kicks. According to Hypbebeast.com:

Han Cholo took inspiration from the cases of jewels that adorn their shop floor along with the obvious influence of L.A. Cholo culture to create a jaw dropping showpiece for the feet.

SO, if ur not broke like the average person & got an extra $300 to spend on some sweeeeeet sneaks that are being called "The Goldie Han".... Then check em out at puma.com & hancholo.com

p.s.
how freaking FLY are the mini gold hands throwin up the LA sign/intials!!!:0
toooooo creative!!


p.p.s.
Meet Han Cholo!!

lol @ his cheetah print hat!!!


images via: google.com

Team Yall SUCK

I deff coulda predicted this:
According to Complex Mag:

So, “Team Blackout,” huh? Yeah, the group is a little cheesy and it features JoJo Simmons—son of Reverend Run, star of Run’s House—but c’mon, who can get mad at wholesome rap for the kids? We were totally fine with letting them live…until our inbox was bombarded with emails promoting the group’s Lights Out album, which dropped last Tuesday. Noooooooooope!!!(c) Jim Jones. Time for a lil’ kufi-smacking.

Like Jigga said—men lie, women lie, but numbers don’t. Sadly, Team Blackout didn’t even make the Billboard Top 200 album chart, so we had to hit our homey with Soundscan access to get us the first-week sales. The numbers? 210 units. As in: Two. Hundred. Ten. And that includes copies bought by the Simmons clan. Fuck, we could pull three rugrats off the street and move more units! Still, Team Blackout is hardly the first act to exploit family credentials en route to a failed rap career.

LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ 210 cds sold!!! They should be embarrassed and retire team blackout forever...i mean 210?? Rev Run prolly bought 200.
damn....thats gotta be a historic number


p.s
---just in case ur in need of a good laugh, peep the video for "J5"



source: Complex Blog

No....It's NOT a Wax Statue

Deff didn't think that this picture was even real. Micheal Jackson is looking whiter than ever and that glued on facial hair doesn't help his look either.



The King of Pop was spotted at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas looking a damn fool rockin his silk blazer & pj pants. I almost feel bad for talkin bout Mike, cus I am such a huge fan (who isn't??), but....what does he expect when he goes out in public dressed like that?? Poor thing...He needs a stylist, or better yet: some FRIENDS!!!

p.s.
What kinds of hair product is he using?? Cus his wig is GORG!!!
---secretly im jealous:0

H&S::Hmmm.... Wonder what it is Heidi Trying to Tell us??

LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Here's another one of Heidi & Spencer's (better known as Spiedi...I prefer to call em H&S)infamous "staged paparazzi" photo shoots. This time...at some random ass grocery store. All I can really say is: What the F?!? H&S are such photo hoes!!!

images via: Celebslam.com

ME LIKEY:0 -- Shirtless Chris Brownie

Here’s a tad bit teeny bopper sex appeal for all you Chris Brownie fans. Clearly he's been bitten by the exercise bug....(must be trying to buff up for his alleged fiancée Jocker Bitch // Ella Ella Ey Ey// Rhi Rhi // Rihanna)). I must say, this younging is quite sexy...his skin is sooo flawless!!!

Ohhh how i love black men:0


p.s.
Where all them damn tats come from??
Him & Bow Wow musta had a tattoo party over the weekend, cus them 2 always be poppin up wit a millie tats overnight!!!



image via: Bossip.com

Amy Winehouse?

Is it just me...or does this bloody bitch look like a black version of my fave crack addict Amy Winehouse?? I mean...this is SUCH an Wino pose & facial expression--she got them big ass drugie eyes, them giant chompers all squeezed up in her mouth && she got black hair (must say, it looks much better than that nappy ass bird's nest on top of Wino's head)...
NE whos, this isn't a Amy Winehouse look-a-like, this is preggie football groupie Sharri Henry, who says that her baby daddy is Jacksonville Jaguar's wide receiver Dennis Northcutt. AND apparently, Mr. Northcutt had his cousin beat the shit outta her because she wouldn't get an abortion.

This is purely a mess. Why the hell is it that professional athletes are always the ones that like to beat they woman?? I'm gonna need the bosses of the NFL & NBA to implement some type anti-ass beating classes ASAP!!!

I'm sure that Ms. Herny will take the woman beater's to court and come out with one hefty ass check. I just hope her & the baby are ok.


images via: TMZ.com

NEW MUSICA:: T Pain & Young Moola Babeeeee--"I Can't Believe It"

Dear T-Pain,

Uno of all: I'm assuming that u failed both speech & english in school cus there is no freakin A (lamooo...freakin A!!!) in Wisconsin. Or do you just think its "hip/cool" to mispronounce and a misspell words?? newsflash:: ITS NOT!!! Being smart, black & innovative are in (i.e. Barack Obama:)--not being dumb as gum!!! Get it together plz!!!

Second of all:: what's the deal with him and all these damn fugly ass abe lincoln/chef boyardee tall ass top hats?? LAMOOOO

....regardless:: i love this song;0


video via: Youtube.com

Smh...

(On the Left:) Here is Mini Bee//Wanna Bee//Salon//Solange outside the CBS studios after taping for the David Letterman Show. So the top half of her outfit is really cute, but THEM TIGHTS?! What the hell?? Are those little horsies on her legs??? y the hell she think that shit was cute?? She look like she's own her way to a mini horse show or some shit.....grow up & get a new stylist...LAMO:0

(On the Right:) The slore (slut whore) of DK showed up to the “Traitor” movie premier rocking her usual hoe-ish fug swagg. Here she is with this weird feathery vest, some ill-fitting snake skin boots & a greasy ass weave ponytail. smh....she's soo wack...WHY hasn't diddy kicked her ass out yet???

<span style="font-style:italic;">images via: Bossip.com

My 1st OFFICAL blog ENTRY;0

WoWza....
so i guess i'm an official blogger now!! ALEese the bloGGer:0 --Somehow that title makes me feel special!

Ne whos:: WELCOME TO hollyWEIRD & all the Broke Peasants In Between!!!!!!!

I suppose that i could talk a bit about myself & about my blog:
sooo:: My name is Aleese:0! I'm a 20 y.o college student && i love to gossip!! && thats pretty much all u need to know about me...

As far as what my blog is about::

Celeb Gossip // Fashion // New Music //Reality TV // Technology News (that sounds wack, but only cool stuff) // && all thats inbetween !

Hope u LoVE it as much as i DO:0

-ALEese:0