September 29, 2008
Fug Fashion: Onesy Swagg
----I’m lying, I can’t get jiggy with this shit at all. Smh....
And for Moooore Foolish News of the Day.....
Really?? Why the hell would you put down $500 for something that's worth $500,000???If you can't afford to give your sis the correct insurance moola, then your ass can't afford the damn chain!!!
---He shoulda put that moola in the bank or better yet....a freakin weight watchers program.
lol...I kid, I kid
The Midget Actin a Fool
the midget// Janet's mini me//mr. build-a-bear//Jermaine Dupri apparenlty think's he's 21 again. At his 36th bday party he was so gone that he threw up all over his boo Janet Jackson's lap!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwie:/
yeaaa...right then and there we woulda been over. But Janet's not as mean as me:
The other night, Dupri and his squeeze, Janet Jackson, went to Tenjune, where, spies say, they shared bottles of Jay-Z's Ace of Spades Champagne and PatrĂ³n tequila with Ne-yo Busta Rhymes & Ice-T - until Dupri “vomited in Janet’s lap. Ms. Jackson bolted out of the scene and sped off in her chauffeured Maybach.” A rep for Jackson and Dupri didn’t return calls. A rep for Tenjune declined to comment. Meanwhile, we hear Dupri is under some stress at work. The head of urban music for Island/Def Jam put out his lady’s last album, “Discipline,” which flopped. Our insider said, “[IDJ head] L.A. Reid had wanted to make changes to the album, make it fresher with some newer artists added in, but Janet said no - and Jermaine backed her up. He looks silly right now. Smh....get it together mini me, get it together! image & qoute via:theybf.com
September 28, 2008
D.O.P.E. Kicks: Puma 1st Round Sketch
Yo...my sneakers look painted on:0
do urs?
Entitled First Round Sketch, the high top sneaker comes in overall four colorways, all imitating as if the sneaker was customized by hand. The silhouette of the sneaker has been re-drawn upon and the Puma logo stripe also comes as a print, as well as the Puma logo tag on the tongue. That coupled with fatlaces certainly makes for an interesting look.
images & story via: hypebeast.com
D.O.P.E. Kicks: Supra 413 Silver Skytops
Supra jumps into the space age with this awesome Skytop High. Supra Footwear released a very limited edition Skytop on Saturday, May 10th. To give you an idea of how limited these are, only 11 retailers in all of the United States will be receiving these Skytops, with 30 pairs being allocated to each shop. The predominantly silver and white shoes called, "413 Silver," is the first release from a new series of footwear simply titled, "413." The name of this new series derives from Factory 413, which is located in Los Angeles, California. A list of retailers can be seen on the flyer below for these Skytops set to release in Australia 16th May with only 8 pairs per store. Hit up your usual Supra dealers.yo:: Supra Skytops are just bout the HAWTest sneaks out right now, so if you considere yourself fresh---best go get you some!!
images & story via: sneakerfreaker.com
D.O.P.E. Kicks: Nike Dunk X DQM
I hope you get your sneaker fix for the day!!
So....Nike Sportswear is really killing the game at the moment! They are really focusing on imperial craftsmanship this season. NSW has linked forces with New York butcher boys in order to create these three suede kicks.
The colors are kept as simple and non-intrusive as possible. From Ice Green to Industrial Blue and Cave Purple, the Dunks just dropped this weekend with all other stores to follow Sept 27th. GO get you some!!!!
images via :sneakerfreaker.com
D.O.P.E. Kicks: Nike Air Jordan 1 Retro -Laser
The Air Jordan 1 is making a pretty big come back this Fall and Holiday season with several new Air Jordan 1 Low variations and several Air Jordan 1 High variations (yes, variations, not colorways) as well. One interesting new colorway of the regular Air Jordan 1 High is pictured above. Thus we do not have a release date, style number or official colors for the sneaker yet. The upper looks to feature premium black leathers along with nubuck featuring laser etched details on side panels. Look for more details on the sneaker soon.
images & story via: sneakernews.com
September 27, 2008
Fug Fashion: Nip Swagg
Sometimes you just feel like...whatever you're feeling here. A tad bit scaly, but in need of titty ventilation?
...what can I say? LAMOOOOO @ the fact that this fugly ass dress got a giant detachable ruffle which at some point, it looks like she removed and probably shoved into her purse.
Chick looks like she’s going to a Mexican tranny fiesta!!
Smh........
Random Sidenote...
:::I randomly decided that I wanna designate days for certain topics...
so: from now on....
I will only post New Musica on Thursdays
(unless its Kanye, he gets any day he wants:)
-D.O.P.E. Kick posts will be on Sundays
and I will begin my new Hawt Trends posts on Tuesdays!!!
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Plus I'm gonna throw in a few new bits::
-Fug Fashion:: Celeb fashion flops:/
-Shits Buzzin :: Random stuff that I think is cool!!
-C00l Kid:: A celeb or random person I say is on top of they're game!!
So--- All in All---I'm just gonna be doin the cateorgy thingy..
which ultimately leaves more time in between for gossip!!! & more random sidenotes!
ok...im finished:0
p.s.
&& I doubt that I'll write any more "personal blogs"
cus i got wayyyyyy too much flack for a certian post!
-ALEese:0
September 26, 2008
VH1=Wackest Channel in LIFE
The WACKonaires// The 3 Stoogies // Former “I Love New York” contestants Real, Chance & their brother Love (this dude name is Love?? Really.....) hit up the Fox Reality Channel “Really Awards” recently to promote their new show “Real Chance of Love”.
&& YES...You didn't read wrong....Chance & Real are getting their own reality dating show.....
I really don't have much to say cus I just wrote a post bout VH1 wack ass giving Daisy plastic lipped ass a TV show...now these 2 dumb asses....
How much more of the drunken fights, the nasty makeouts, the crazy drama and the fake relationships can we take??
yo.....are these pictures a fuckkin JOKE?? REALLY?????
These dudes think they soooo fly, but they look like fuckkin clowns.
---Real need to cut all that damn hair off because he looks like the fuckkin Cowardly Lion. && that damn peace sign necklace....you look like a straight loser.
---Chance ass need to get a retainer or some shit to fix his lisp. && can someone please snatch that damn hat and bandanna off his head?? it's gettin quite old...and i'm sure his hair need to breath since that shits always covered up!
---Lastly, Chance's twin, Love......Is that a wig? Or do you just have a shit load of gel up in your hair? Uno of all...black men and gel are not 2 words I want to ever hear together in a sentence. So if that is gel in your hair, I'm gonna find you and kick you in your throat, cus that shit doesn't make any kind of sense.
I can't stand these retards.
p.s.
AND wait.....do they have make up on??
awwwww hell....don't get me started
In other lame VH1 news....
On October 12th, Rock of Love: Charm School will be premiering. && I'm sure by far this will be the trashiest show on TV. I don't understand why they continue to make these spin offs, they all have the same story line, plot and ending. Shits WEAK! VH1 needs to hire some new writers to come up with BETTER shows....because I don't know how much of this bullshit I can handle!!
Heres a few promo pics for the new season...if you're interested.
(peep heather's identical faical & body expression in both pics!! lool)
p.s.
these hoes UGLY as shit...
Skeletor Swagg
Do you know who that is??
Cus I didn't know who the bitch is, even after reading that it is indeed Blu Cantrell, I'm still hella skeptic cus the bitch look like a version of a pre-preggie Nicole Richie. I dunno exactly what happened to the chick yet...but YO: she is looking STRAIGHT cracked out these days. She was spotted last night leaving Villa nightclub looking like the poster child of anorexia. Plus that fugly ass bright blue eye shawdow isn't helping her a tad bit. And where the hell is her hair at?? I hope she ain't pull a Britney and shave her shit off due to smoking too many rocks.
Poor thang......someone hook the bitch up wit a chicken nugget or something!!!
P.s.
This is what he OLD Blu used to look like:
images via: theybf.com & google.com
Maybe I'm a Dork...But Shits BUZZZIN!!!
A Ferrari motorcycle. Sounds sweet as doughnuts, doesn’t it? When you look at some of their exotic supercars, a Ferrari motorcycle would be something you only dream about....UNTIL NOW! Some dude name like Amir Glinik, took it upon himself to design a Ferrari motorcycle concept – the bike you see here.
Glinik actually started researching his Ferrari motorcycle project back in 2005, worked on some of the sketches in 2006 and has been updating and evolving the project ever since. ‘Vintage and modern Ferrari projects influence my design. It’s a mix of what I find to be the best Ferrari lines, with the latest technology I could think of in terms of the engine and driveline,’ says Glinik.
'When you think of a Ferrari motorcycle, you probably imagine a V12 hanging between two wheels, but that was not my idea. For me, it was slicing a V4 out of one of the bigger Ferrari engines,’ says Glinik, who’s used an imaginary V4 based on the Ferrari Enzo’s mighty V12.
...Smh to all the ish Amir was talkin....All I want to know is when they hitting the market??
New Musica:: "Comin Down" -Keri Hilson & DOE // "Bust Your Windows"-Trey Songz cover
Check out this new track from D.O.E. && Keri Hilson. If you don’t remember who D.O.E. is, it's ok...cus neither do I! Clearly he's not the star on this track due to the fact that no one knows who he is....I couldn't even find a picture of him on Google....which says A LOT!
Ne Whos:: “Coming Down” is produced by Timbaland’s protege, Nate “Danjahandz” Hills. He's the guy that screams DANJA on all his tracks....&& sometimes he says something that sounds like he saying Danja and eats them clothes, sooo yeaa... I don't even really know who he is either. Whatevea...the homies makin goood music
:::I'm digging the beat cus I like the pop sound it has with rapping over it. To me it feels different than any other “rap” out there.
wait....there's mooooore:0
"Bust Your Windows"- Trey Songz Cover of Jazmine Sullivan's Original
Trey Songz covers Jazmine Sullivan’s “Bust My Windows” in yet another hot mixtape single. Uno of all: If you don't have Jazmine Sullivan's CD, Fearless....then you don't know what good r&b music is, therefore you HAVE to go get it!! It's one of THE BEST albums of 08!!! Even Trey gave her a mini shout out...Shits HAWT. Just ask my homie Jaz (JAZZY SWAGG IN FULL EFFECT!!;0 (u kno who u are:) p.s...miss u buddy://)) sorry for the random side not...but I'm homesick as shit!! only 3 mas months:/
NE WHOS::
---->I predict Jazmine's peoples will go ahead and give the green light for these 2 to do a hot duet in the future.
Should we be Conerned?
Here's a few pics of Halle Berry walking in Cali yesterday with a book about Multiple Personality Disorder in her arms. uhhh.....do you have something to tell us Ms. Halle?? I don't know if I should just let this go...but Halle my girl, and i hope she ok....cus having multiple personalities ain't no joke. Hopefully she just doing some research for an upcoming role.
September 25, 2008
Whatever You Like: T.I.'s New Clothing Line
While all this court & baby momma drama has been going on over the past week about things irrelevant to T.I’s career, he has been unfazed as he gears up for the big release of “Paper Trail” next Tuesday. He was recently spotted out in Atlanta looking quite dapper as he had a photoshoot for his new line AKOO, which is set to his stores later this fall. AKOO=for A King of One Self and T.I describes the line as:
"Fly, Upscale, and Flashy. For the young and sexy or the old and rich. Either way, if you can not provide Swag for yourself, you just holla at me and I will appoint some to you. You buy the clothes and the swags on me. If you find yourself wearing some Akoo and the chick who you wit don’t like it, I’ll replace her with one who does.That’s my personal guarantee. If you can not find a chick in these clothes right here, there is something terribly wrong with you."
ME LIKEY!!!:0
....here's a few more pics
September 24, 2008
Divalicious Scrubs
Imagine waking up from surgery and the first thing you see when your eyes are able to focus is a rhinestone studded Baby Phat logo. Yeah, you can’t and neither can I.
Apparently Ms. Kimora thought it would be a good idea to expand her line by including medical apparel like scrubs and lab coats.
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Dear Kimora,
Scrubs are for doctors and nurses, and I'm pretty sure that they are more concerned with saving lives than being fashionable.
Click here if you wanna see the rest of this mess of a collection.
Raise Your Hand if You're EXCITED:0!!!
BECAUSE: i found the trailer for the BIGGEST movie of 2009: NOTORIOUS!!
---the Notorious BIG story....ch ch check it out;0
it looks good to me just cus the actor freakin me out cus he look SOOOO much like Biggie.......
Plus I really like the quote at the beginning, its kinda sad tho:/ cus its true.
Enjoy!:0
September 22, 2008
Synthesizers ARE NOT for everybody....
&&& Whats the deal wit all rappers stealing dope beats and rappin on em?? EX: the Millie beat...WHO the fuck didn't have a freestyle to that???
Dos of all: Click the play button to hear Poppa Diddy Puff's version of "Swagger Like Us" called....get this dudes:::"Swagger like Puff"!!! Very original if i do say so myself! Personally---I think this song stinks like the inside of a Donald Duck costume (i've smelled before...&& its nast as shit). but that's jut me...what you think of it??
I'd really appreciate it if you would QUIT rapping & just stick to making bands & clothes & liquor and whatever else it is that you do that don't involve hearing your annoying ass voice!! thank u:0
P.S.
---Don't you love it when he says: "This is not a remix, it's just the truth....I couldn't make this shit up if I tried" (NO SHIT DIDDY--it's not a fuckkin remix..its a COPY...and oh yeaaa--u ain't make the shit up...therefore u ain't gotta try). AND---along wit the T-Pain affect in his voice...don't yall think he tryin to sound like young moola//weezy f babeee//lil wayne on verse numero dos.cinco??
P.P.S
---As you can tell, I'm not a fan of Poppa Diddy Puff...he's tooo freaking arrogant for my tastes...plus--he cheated on Kim Porter 60 times too many NOR does he spend enough time wit his kidders.....
Umm...Who Didn't See This Coming?
Since there's no more Rock of Love, I Love New York OR Flavor of Love, VH1 has decided to milk the shit out of their Celebreality series by planning for TWO Rock of Love spinoffs.
Because of course, 1 isn't enough!!
The worst part:: It's NOT EVEN Heather who's getting her own show!!
The 1st show is basically the same as Rock of Love, where Brett Micheals who never fails to rock his Goldie Locks Weave Attached to the Bandanna Swagg, chooses a "rock of love" from a bunch of fame-whoring rocker chicks through a series of challenges and dates. But, because Brett's two previous picks proved that absence actually leads the heart to wander, this time the show is taking to the road aboard Brett's tour bus.....Basically ROck of Love on a party bus. Clearly the producers & creative directors at VH1 are officially out of good reality shows....cus this shit is getting old!!
According to VH1, Rock of Love Bus will follow the man and his ladies across country as they drink, strip, grind, cat fight, and compete for Brett's affections....(REALLY??? sounds pretty fuckkin similar to all the other VH1 "dating shows")
OK::So Now for the 2nd spinoff----->
Since it's not going to be the 1st runner up & oh so entertaining Heather, then of course it's gonna be.......Ms. Daisy wit her cracked out plastic lips that move on they own!
There is absolutely NO explanation needed for what to expect with this show....
It's pretty much gonna be the white rock n roll version of I Love New York.
September 20, 2008
Shit Happens
September 19, 2008
D.O.P.E. Kicks: SUPRA VAIDER (TEAL SNAKE)
Supra continue the onslaught with this new version of the LTD Vaider, codenamed Teal Snake. After the red and yellow patents, not to mention the ‘Black Stud’, this nasty new number is likely to keep the Corey’s partying for a while yet! While snakeskin on sneakers is nothing new, you can trust Supra to rockit with this heavy riff and the bluey-teal panelling seems pretty fresh. Expect to see these fly off the shelves in the next couple of weeks... check your local Supra dealer for your fix.
PS. Teal gets its name from the fact that it surrounds the eyes of the Common Teal, a member of the duck family. The complementary color of teal is coral pink.
image & story via: SneakerFreaker.com
Swagger Like Her: M.I.A Launches Clothing Line
No one on da corner got swagga like her. The original swagga lady, M.I.A., has launched her own clothing line called Okley Run && shits DOPE!!
SO if you wanna be fly like paper & high as a plane, you too can dress like the Swaag-a-Licous rapper!! The line, which includes Islamic Hoodies, Mexico Jackets and Afrika Leggings , is priced at $75 and up.
Check out more DoPE pieces from her new collection HERE!!!