September 22, 2008

Umm...Who Didn't See This Coming?


Since there's no more Rock of Love, I Love New York OR Flavor of Love, VH1 has decided to milk the shit out of their Celebreality series by planning for TWO Rock of Love spinoffs.
Because of course, 1 isn't enough!!
The worst part:: It's NOT EVEN Heather who's getting her own show!!

The 1st show is basically the same as Rock of Love, where Brett Micheals who never fails to rock his Goldie Locks Weave Attached to the Bandanna Swagg, chooses a "rock of love" from a bunch of fame-whoring rocker chicks through a series of challenges and dates. But, because Brett's two previous picks proved that absence actually leads the heart to wander, this time the show is taking to the road aboard Brett's tour bus.....Basically ROck of Love on a party bus. Clearly the producers & creative directors at VH1 are officially out of good reality shows....cus this shit is getting old!!

According to VH1, Rock of Love Bus will follow the man and his ladies across country as they drink, strip, grind, cat fight, and compete for Brett's affections....(REALLY??? sounds pretty fuckkin similar to all the other VH1 "dating shows")


OK::So Now for the 2nd spinoff----->
Since it's not going to be the 1st runner up & oh so entertaining Heather, then of course it's gonna be.......Ms. Daisy wit her cracked out plastic lips that move on they own!
There is absolutely NO explanation needed for what to expect with this show....
It's pretty much gonna be the white rock n roll version of I Love New York.

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